sighciopath:

omfg i let my 9 year old cousin use my laptop and now look at my history

sighciopath:

omfg i let my 9 year old cousin use my laptop and now look at my history

waluiqi:

when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything

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sorelatable:

When you and the squad have no plans:

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glamorouskarkat:

hearing noises when ur in the shower

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trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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twooping:

You could’ve reblogged that from me

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clestroying:

When your mum yells at you and says you cant go out on the weekend

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hitmonbottoms:

my room when my parents get visitors

hitmonbottoms:

my room when my parents get visitors

freefraqpone:

I dunno. happy birthday xodeh.
(here high res xodi)
((not sure how this cell shade thing come out cuz i have no freaking idea what i’m doing… but well it does look nice lol somehow))

freefraqpone:

I dunno. happy birthday xodeh.

(here high res xodi)

((not sure how this cell shade thing come out cuz i have no freaking idea what i’m doing… but well it does look nice lol somehow))

ultrafacts:

michaelsousa:

ultrafacts:

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me too probably Roald Dahl, me too

Fun fact: The almost final words of writer Roald Dahl, were “You know, I’m not frightened. It’s just that I will miss you all so much” to his family. After appearing to fall unconscious the nurse then injected him with morphine to ease his passing and he said his actual last words: “Ow, fuck!”

lanadelangle:

madboner:

*logs on to twitter* ahhh the sweet smell of stolen text posts

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